rnaze:

the worst thing is when you’re sitting in class and the person in front of you does a lean back stretch and touches your face

 
ok but frick joffreys face heres this totally accurate representation

ok but frick joffreys face heres this totally accurate representation

 

the fly has apparently been satisfied with my blood sacrifice and i havent been bitten again

 
i failed sooo hard

i failed sooo hard

 

theres this stupid spawn of satan fly getting all over me and biting me and it wont leave me alone when i swat at it so im just letting it stay on my leg and hope it gets enough of me and gos away

 

notchicken:

THERE’S THIS JAPANESE EXCHANGE STUDENT IN MY MATH CLASS AND HE SITS NEXT TO ME AND TODAY I HAD MY HAND RAISED FOR LIKE 15 MINUTES BUT MY TEACHER DIDNT PICK ON ME SO I SAID “notice me senpai” AND THE JAPANESE EXCHANGE STUDENT TURNS TO ME AND STARTS LAUGHING AND HE BARLEY SPEAKS ENGLISH AND IM STILL EMBARRASSED

 

shutupaubrey:

do you ever see a picture of someone with a body like yours and you’re momentarily comforted like they look pretty good…i probably look good too

 

animepresident:

the sims is a game i can play for like 3 days and then i don’t want to touch it for several months

 
me: I should draw something
me: [does absolutely nothing]
 

im outside getting wifi from someone else bc i dont have any right now and its starting to THUNDER RLY LOUD AND I CANT LEAVE UNTIL I DOWNLOAD ALL THESE GOT EPISODES

 
 

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

(Source: donkos)

 

getyourassbeat:

opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains